Very Simple concept here folks, I created a list of players based on my previous article about Mike Leach and then asked the 2 Jakes to rank them as they see fit. No context, no requirements. Just good old fashion biased rankings.
| @chrisladkins | @_jakeadkins | @jakeafton |
| Wes “Too Large Helmet” Welker | Johnny “Fucking Football” Manziel | Gardner “Mustache” Minshew |
| Michael “Chain Loser” Crabtree | Baker “Big Balls” Mayfield | Wes “Too Large Helmet” Welker |
| Sam Bradford | Kyler Murray | Baker “Big Balls” Mayfield |
| Case “Slang It” Keenum | Wes “Too Large Helmet” Welker | Case “Slang It” Keenum |
| Brandon “The Weed Man” Weeden | Michael “Chain Loser” Crabtree | Kyle “Loud Wet Fart Noise” Allen |
| Baker “Big Balls” Mayfield | Case “Slang It” Keenum | Brandon “The Weed Man” Weeden |
| Johnny “Fucking Football” Manziel | Kliff Kingsbury | Geno “The Jaw” Smith |
| Geno Smith | Dana Holgorson | Kyler Murray |
| Kyler Murray | Lincoln Riley | Johnny “Fucking Football” Manziel |
| Gartner “Mustache” Minshew | Sam “Cheese Knees” Bradford | Michael “Chain Loser” Crabtree |
| Will “Instagram” Grier | Brandon “The Weed Man” Weeden | Sam “Broken” Bradford |
| Drew Lock | Gartner “Mustache” Minshew | Davis Webb |
| Graham Harrell | Graham Harrell | Blake “The Belldozer” Bell |
| Kliff Kingsbury | Will “Instagram” Grier | Will “Instagram” Grier |
| Dana Holgorsen | Kenny “Trill for 1 game” Hill | Lincoln Riley |
| Lincoln Riley | Geno “Glass Jaw” Smi | Drew Lock |
| Josh Heupel | Drew Lock | Graham Harrell |
| Blake “The Belldozer” Bell | Davis Webb | Kliff Kingsbury |
| Kenny “Trill” Hill | Josh Heupel | Dana Holgorson |
| Kyle “Loud Wet Fart Noise” Allen | Kyle “Poor mans josh” Allen | Josh Heupel |
| Davis Webb | Blake “The Belldozer” Bell | Kenny “Trill” Hill |
| Clint “Everybody Thinks I’m a Country Singer” Trickett |
